For some light reading...

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Wanna know about them there love languages?

This is a blatant attempt to win a book for my lovely wife, and would not normally be a topic in this blog.



But, if you haven't heard about the 5 love languages, then it is about time you did. Please check out Heidi's blog to find out more.

At first I thought a peanutbutter recall wouldn't affect me, but then...

"Huckleberry Haven Inc. is recalling the chocolate covered peanuts it packages in Novelty "Poop" bags because they could be contaminated with salmonella. No known illnesses have been reported, according to the company. The products were packaged in red, green, black, white or brown paper bags and contain 4 ounces of chocolate covered peanuts. The product label might read: Bear Scat, Bear Poop, Moose Droppings, Buffalo Chips, Deer Droppings, Dino Eggs, Cow Pies, Cow Patties, Fish Eggs, Dino Eggs, Osprey Poop, Lizard Eggs, Monster Eggs, Chicken Coop Poop, Prairie Dog Pebbles or Crew Rations. The products were distributed through specialty and resort retail stores in these states: Colorado, Idaho, Minnesota, Montana, North Carolina, Oregon, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Washington, Wisconsin and Wyoming. Details: by phone at 800-774-8257."

Where am I going to my Moose Nuggets now?

Dang, I so wanted to go there...

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Smoked Sausage the hard way.

Wait for your local volcano to pop its top then hang the sausage out the window.

Notice the steam venting. It can pop any time now.

So What Happens On The Side Of The Road?

This is a calf that was hit hard (who also starred in my video)Here we are skinning him

More skinning

The spine is broken and the abdominal cavity has been punctured.

I didn't show good pictures of it, but I removed all 4 quarters before opening the abdominal cavity (any more than it already was).

On a small critter like this a tailgate makes a good table, and then it is really easy to dump the guts into a wheelbarrow.


After the guts are out we need to clean up the chest cavity (wipe out the blood, it's easier now than later).
What a mess.


Looks like the terminator moose.

I Hit a Moose!

We had some excitement last night. On the way to a kids activity in town, a moose trotted out in front of us (the whole family). I got on the brakes hard and kept the van straight, but we hit her pretty solid. It came up on the hood a then skidded 15' into the ditch on its butt.


Fortunately we were not hurt. The older boy saw it happen and said it took his breath "half away".


As for the damage to the van...





Dang it!!!

She bent bent my fender where antennae mounts! (see the ellipse)

And I'm not too happy about those hairs in the lock nut either...

Actually the Trooper was impressed that there was so little damage to the vehicle.

As for the moose...


I bet her butt hurts this morning.